If you were a car, what would you be?

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07/08/2016 at 19:43 • Filed to: None

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I would be a 1999 model year American car that has low weight, adequate power, and a medium-level “cool factor.” (I.e. I’m not a complete Geo Metro, but I’m no WS6.)

So...V6 Mustang? I don’t have a tendency to run into crowds though.

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Below is the car that I wish I was:

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DISCUSSION (21)


Kinja'd!!! Cherry_man1 > traderQAMobileTestAutomationMobileBoostOn
07/08/2016 at 19:50

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I would be a 1994 SVT Cobra. I’m a blue jean wearing grey tee shirt wearin old school kid. First on my kind but certainly not the last.

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Kinja'd!!! Whale Tail > traderQAMobileTestAutomationMobileBoostOn
07/08/2016 at 19:56

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Yugo GV.

I have low life standards.


Kinja'd!!! Logansteno: Bought a VW? > traderQAMobileTestAutomationMobileBoostOn
07/08/2016 at 19:56

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An early 2000s american V6 base model pickup

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Simple, adequate power, larger size, gets a job done with little fuss, but can still clean up pretty well when asked.


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > traderQAMobileTestAutomationMobileBoostOn
07/08/2016 at 19:57

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Kinja'd!!! interstate366, now In The Industry > traderQAMobileTestAutomationMobileBoostOn
07/08/2016 at 19:59

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I’d be a mid-80s Japanese sports coupe (‘86 Supra, let’s say) that was built for the Euro market but accidentally sold in America.


Kinja'd!!! interstate366, now In The Industry > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
07/08/2016 at 20:04

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Figured it would be either this or the Celica.


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > interstate366, now In The Industry
07/08/2016 at 20:07

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Utility is the ultimate form of beauty.


Kinja'd!!! aberson Bresident of the FullyAssed Committe > traderQAMobileTestAutomationMobileBoostOn
07/08/2016 at 20:10

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1998 Chevy S10 with a v8

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Kinja'd!!! Chasaboo > traderQAMobileTestAutomationMobileBoostOn
07/08/2016 at 20:16

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A Honda Fit because they rock.


Kinja'd!!! Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > traderQAMobileTestAutomationMobileBoostOn
07/08/2016 at 20:19

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Late 90s Land Cruiser.


Kinja'd!!! Racin'Jason001 > traderQAMobileTestAutomationMobileBoostOn
07/08/2016 at 20:30

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Can’t go wrong with these looks! Acura NSX!

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Kinja'd!!! Dave the car guy , still here > traderQAMobileTestAutomationMobileBoostOn
07/08/2016 at 20:38

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Jensen FF. Big heart , ABS and AWD , steady on its feet. Middle aged but tough, still in good shape, watch with leather band, button down shirt, khaki pants, Italian driving shoes no socks, stringback gloves. Not the fastest guy on the block but can hold my own in most situations.


Kinja'd!!! RallyWrench > traderQAMobileTestAutomationMobileBoostOn
07/08/2016 at 20:54

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Maybe a 1993 500E. A little big, but with some athleticism under the skin. Accommodating, with doors open. Not flashy, just quietly competent ( I hope) and likes to get things accomplished under the radar. As I age I can be cranky sometimes, which also fits the bill.

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Kinja'd!!! RallyWrench > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
07/08/2016 at 20:56

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So you’re really loud when you’re cold?


Kinja'd!!! RallyWrench > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap
07/08/2016 at 20:57

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So unkillable. I’m on your side come the apocalypse.


Kinja'd!!! Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > RallyWrench
07/08/2016 at 21:02

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I don’t think I’m quite that unkillable.


Kinja'd!!! S65 > traderQAMobileTestAutomationMobileBoostOn
07/08/2016 at 21:02

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Kinja'd!!! Malanga > Racin'Jason001
07/08/2016 at 21:37

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So you were born 6 years late then lol!


Kinja'd!!! Racin'Jason001 > Malanga
07/08/2016 at 21:51

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Woops! LOL! 


Kinja'd!!! X37.9XXS > traderQAMobileTestAutomationMobileBoostOn
07/09/2016 at 03:10

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Absolutely no question

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Kinja'd!!! Old-Busted-Hotness > traderQAMobileTestAutomationMobileBoostOn
07/09/2016 at 06:38

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A Cuban taxi.

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